I am Ham Taro, but you can call me Ham. So, one day, I went to my friend's bertday party. While I was on my way, I saw this manok, a white fat manok, beside the high way. I didn't mind it at first, because, well, it was so mainit inside the jeep. The stoplight says Stop pa naman. Then exactly when the stop light said Go, the manok ran/walked/hopped to the middle of the road. Saaad, you can imagine naman the scene. Ew.
So I was wondering, why did the chicken cross the road?!
-Ham Taro
What a nice evening, Ham.
What a difficult question you have there, Ham. (at napa-english ulet ako.)
Ang hirap naman, so.. ikukunsulta ko pa ang mga kaibigan ko. (ala goodtimesmanila)
Dora the Explorer: Middle of the Road, Other Side of the Road.. Tallest Mountain!
Backpack: Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Delicioso!
Claudine: Mayroong Real herbs and spices sa other side.. Dahil mas masarap kung Real”
Aiai: …di naman kailangan ng herbs and spices… Let's make magic! Santino: Kawawa naman yung manok.. BRO tulungan nyo po.
Aling Dionesia: Manny! may pulutan ka na!
Manny Pacquiao: Maybe because you know...Now you know!
Gerald Anderson: Hindiiii! Kung kaya ko lang sanang ibalik ang oras.. sana maulit muli..
Kim Chiu: Happiness!
Gloria: I am sorry... for the chicken.
Erap: When I grow up.. I want to be a chicken. Fear me.
Piolo: I love chickens.
Sam: Tweet tweet... I mean, toktorook.
Marian Rivera: I believe therefore I am.. beutifuuuul.. owll owverrr. maintein!
Karylle: Inahas sya.
Dingdong: to get to the hunky chunky chickens.
Angel Locsin: Ililigtas ko ang Manok. Ding ang bato!
Dog: wooof woof.
Cat: Meow.
Manny Villar: Ayoko ng chicken gusto ko duck.
Jolibee: To get to Jolibee
Miriam Defensor: I believe it was a rooster.. stupid rooster..
Kris Aquino: Ewwww. I hate chickens kaya.. so kadiri.
Mar Roxas: Kamustaaaa? Anak, itabi mo.. May manok kang nasagasaan.
Hayden Kho: Yes, I videotaped the chicken cross the road.
Katrina Halili: Tumawid lang, pero binaboy mo ang manok!! Imbes na doktor, direktor pala!
Mr. Yoso: Maybe it is part of the changes it should adapt to because of global warming. Or maybe an outside net force influenced the direction of the chicken.
Hay naku..Sige na nga. sasabihin ko na ang katotohanan..
Kasi.. ang chicken na iyun ay nangungulila sa kanyang mga sisiw.. Hinahanap hanap nya sa iba't ibang mga road.. Ilang beses na syang tumawid pero hindi parin nya mahanap. Kaya't sa sandaling yaon. Sa mga madilim na sandaling yaon.. ay napagpasyahan nyang lagyan na ng tuldok ang kanyang buhay pagka't wala na itong saysay.. at sa hudyat ng pulang ilaw ay diretso syang tumawid.. at sa pagtatapos ng madilim na sandaling yaon.. ay hindi na sa kabilang daanan (na kanya nang nakasanayan)sya nakarating...kundi ay sa kabilang buhay...
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Joke lang..
Nagmamadali lang talaga syang pumunta sa party na iyon..
Yun pala eh late na late na talaga sya..
-Mr Yoso
mag email lang kayo sa..
simisteryoso@yahoo.com
